Worst Pick-Up Line Ever

Setting: I am walking down the street in the E Village. A shaggy-looking guy approaches me.

Shaggy Guy: Excuse me, can you spare a quarter?
Me: Sure, here you are. (Generously give him a quarter)
Shaggy: Hey, do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Wha?
Shag: You're cute. You have a boyfriend?
Me: (walking away)

Scene

Now, I may be a little desperate, but I still won't date a guy who begs for change on the street. Call me shallow, but I like a man who can pay for dinner in whole dollar bills. That's just how I roll.

And the runner-up for worst pick-up line comes from Saturday's entry.

Setting: A small house party Saturday night/Sunday morning. A drunken buffoon gesticulates wildly at me.

Drunken Buffoon: (Points to the ground) Come here.
Me: Wha?
DB: Come here. I want to talk to you.
Me: (running away)

Unless you are a parent addressing a nine year old who has just done something very bad, that is a poor way of chatting somebody up.

Anybody care to share the worst line used on him/her?